The following is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. No cutesy shit here. Just the stone cold truth of
our great friendship.
When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk
and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
When you smile ~ I will know you are
thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it
every chance I get until you're NOT.
When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused ~ I will try to use only
little words.
When you are sick ~Stay
the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy
ass, but I'll help you up.
This is my oath .....I
pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. Because you are my friend.
I love that! I needed that after paying our fucking useless government more taxes tonight.
ReplyDeleteMe too. Made a whopping $8400 more last year than the year before but paid twice that more in taxes. And still owed. Going friggin' backwards here.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, except that whole tax thing.
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