Sunday, April 15, 2012

My oath of friendship to you

The following is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.  No cutesy shit here.  Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

When you are sad ~ 
I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue ~ 
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile ~ 
I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

When you are scared ~ 
I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

When you are worried~ 
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused ~ 
I will try to use only little words.

When you are sick ~
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall ~ 
I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up. 


This is my oath .....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask.  Because you are my friend.

3 comments:

  1. I love that! I needed that after paying our fucking useless government more taxes tonight.

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  2. Me too. Made a whopping $8400 more last year than the year before but paid twice that more in taxes. And still owed. Going friggin' backwards here.

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  3. Beautiful, except that whole tax thing.

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