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The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a
fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative
sense.
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
My oath of friendship to you
The following is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. No cutesy shit here. Just the stone cold truth of
our great friendship.
When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
When you are sick ~Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
This is my oath .....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. Because you are my friend.
When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
When you are sick ~Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
This is my oath .....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Sunday, April 8, 2012
And the price?
Nada, Zip, Zilch. Use that money for items that enhance your enjoyment of the weekend. To quote CCR, "it don't take a penny just to hang around, but if you got a nickel, brother lay yo' money down". Hope to see you there!
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